Micro-Tales of the MCO

MCO Newbie: "Look at that freak! Hair just should not do that. And it's what, eight feet tall?"
MCO Trainer: "He's big in Japan, Malaysia, and places like that. My kids love him."
N: "I'm so sorry. Maybe they'll grow out of it."
T: "One's in Law School, the other's a stock broker."
N: "Oh."
T: "..."
N: "I think I could get used to having a kid with day-glo mood hair and tusks."
T: "So much less expensive and you won't have the SEC or IRS stalking your family."